MmmBop!

So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every section of your life, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new section, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool and no disclaimers allowed.

Opening Credits: “Nobody Knows” Tony Rich Project
Waking Up: “The Lights of London” David Gray
First Day At School: “Celebration” Kool & The Gang
Falling In Love: “Let Forever Be” Chemical Brothers
Fight Song: “The Crying Game” Culture Club
Breaking Up: “Something To Remember” Madonna
Prom: “Leave It Inside (Acoustic)” Toby Lightman
Mental Breakdown: “Might Love” Bob Carlisle
Driving: “Redneck Woman” Gretchen Wilson
Flashback: “Smooth Criminal” Alien Antfarm
Getting back together: “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me” Culture Club
Wedding: “Uninvited” Alanis Morrisette
Birth of Child: “Fall From Grace” Amanda Marshall
Final Battle: “Cool” Gwen Stefani
Death Scene: “Unlove Me” Julie Roberts

Wow are there some winners in there…seriously who the fuck has been messin’ with my iTunes account???